Interview Sarah Palin!
News!
2008-10-04: A transcript of Thursday's VP debate has been added to the database.
What is this?
Ever since she became John McCain's vice presidential nominee, scoring an interview with Governor Sarah Palin has become quite a challenge. Well, to get around that, we've enlisted the help of another Palin — Michael Palin. Well not really. But he did lend us his parrot.
Apparently, this parrot is close personal friends with Governor Palin. She's promised him that she would appoint him vice vice president if John McCain wins in November. Not quite sure how that works. In any event, he's promised to answer any questions on her behalf. Wonder where she stands on Secretary Paulson's $700 billion bailout? Want to ask the tough questions about troopergate? Looking for another crack at the questions she dodged during the vice presidential debate with Joe Biden? Just ask away!
Answers are guaranteed* to be at least at least as coherent as the Katie Couric interview!
* Not an actual guarantee.
Do you have a question for Governor Palin?
QUESTION: Would
Or you want to thank for bringing in a race, perhaps [but] being able to produce more of an Alaskan state trooper, you bring that concern to the energy crisis that we're putting the country he loves.
Questions others are asking:
"You mean like water out the toilet?"
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: A dead parrot is producting these answers?
No, of course not. He was useless. We actually use our keen understanding of linguistics and "sophisticated" statistical analysis of Governor Palin's past interviews to generate the answers.
Q: I don't understand the answers to my questions. They don't seem to make any sense.
It's not my fault if you can't follow these sorts of serious political discussions.
Q: So, you're not a fan then...
No, I'm one of those godless, liberal elites. I'm supporting Barack Obama for president.
Q: What inspired you to do this?
This answer of Governor Palin's during the Katie Couric interview:
...But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy — Helping the — Oh, it's got to be about job creation too. Shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans.
And trade we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive scary thing. But 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation...
